"A Hell of My Own" Cassette

$5.00

STREAM: https://sniz.bandcamp.com/album/a-hell-of-my-own

This tape will blow your fucking mind and open you up to the realities of the simulation so much so that you're gonna find yourself eating out of a trashcan and speaking in a language only you understand. Upon popping this high fidelity low fidelity cassette into your Urban Outfitters tape deck your inner monologue will become a complex labyrinth spinning at ten thousand miles per hour inside a cosmic tantrum with such violent pandemonium that it will be impossible for the world's top minds to comprehend what, when, where, or how. You will be able to translate ancient Coptic texts with ease after purchasing this Official Sniz Item™, immediately making you a Nobel Peace Prize awarded zillionaire sex symbol bad boy with a heart of gold and zero life problems, and that is a promise that will hold up legally.

Edition of 100.
Each cover is hand painted with water color, cut, and assembled by me.
Tape is professionally manufactured.
I busted my bubble butt to make it's worth more than five dollars.
Five measly dollars.
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Give me your money NOW.

I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU DO.

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